5 Tips On How To Improve Your Marriage Through Lucid Dreaming

9 Apr

Today I want to share 5 tips I’ve learned on improving your marriage through lucid dreaming. I know these have helped me a lot. And these tips are just as helpful to non-married couples who live together and some of these tips can even help strengthen a casual relationship, too.

1) Set the alarm clock to go off throughout the night so you can practice the Wake-Back-To-Bed method of lucid dream induction. EXTRA TIP! Be sure to roam around the house and make noise during your brief intervals of awake-time.

2) Upon waking you must immediately race to the computer and write down all your dreams. Do not engage in casual conversation or even greet anyone as this may inhibit dream recall.

3) Before you both leave for work, be sure to dominate the conversation with the details of all your dreams. If you have lucid dreams, be sure to get into the depths of your fascination with how REAL it all seemed and how utterly amazing the whole experience was. The more details, the better. Trust me, it’s definitely what they want to hear about every morning!

4) Be sure to use normal dinner plates when crushing Calea Z leaves for capsules-making.

5) Hot Tip! Smoking Calea Z makes your breath smell wonderful and your mouth taste great. Just remember – the more you smoke, the more kisses you’ll get!

BONUS TIP: Share your lucid sex dream stories with your partner!

Nothing could be more intimate than hearing about how you knowingly and willingly controlled a dream character into having sex with you while in real life your partner was sleeping in bed right next to you. This is especially helpful if you did not have real sex the night before!

Happy Dreaming!

6 Responses to “5 Tips On How To Improve Your Marriage Through Lucid Dreaming”

  1. Sophia April 10, 2007 at 3:23 pm #

    LOL I’ve got to share these with my husband. He has to put up with all my dream obsessions, so some of these will not be new to him!

  2. Zataod April 10, 2007 at 4:51 pm #

    I especially love the last bonus tip. If that doesn’t strengthen your marriage, I don’t know what will.

  3. Ben April 10, 2007 at 4:56 pm #

    Zataod – maybe wearing the headphones and goggles of a mind machine in bed before going to sleep? Nothing like seeing your partner completing sensory deprived from the natural world to spice up the sex life! 🙂

  4. Basilus West April 17, 2007 at 6:31 pm #

    Mwahaha! Excellent! But please never repeat this on LD’ing forums. 😉

  5. Bill Perry August 29, 2007 at 8:12 am #

    haha. my wife is also semi-interested in LD’ing. Only so far as to be tolerant of my obsession with it. She knows that I’m able to do it, but she has no desire to learn it, as far as i know, for fear of losing her sanity. lol.

    I love these tips. I’ll surely give ’em a try. Wait, I may “test” them in LD’s first with a Dream version of my family to see how it works out.

  6. Ben September 4, 2007 at 7:43 pm #

    So it seems universal: everyone who lucid dreams annoys their partner/wife/husband/etc with their passionate ramblings of the experience!

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